That is a urinal. Shaped like a mouth.

That is a urinal. Shaped like a mouth.

I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

Sitting on the bus and trying to figure out whether I smell more like lube or weed.
stuffimgoingtohellfor:

sogaysoalive:

Maryland has come up trumps as 18th state to ban discrimination against transgender people. Congrats! Let’s make this worldwide!

"This is an important group of people today who frankly we left out 11 years ago." 



New York and Michigan, step it the fuck up. States that were part of the confederacy (I know Maryland wasn’t technically, but still. Delaware is up there too) should not be beating you at the whole acceptance thing.

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

sogaysoalive:

Maryland has come up trumps as 18th state to ban discrimination against transgender people. Congrats! Let’s make this worldwide!

"This is an important group of people today who frankly we left out 11 years ago." 

New York and Michigan, step it the fuck up. States that were part of the confederacy (I know Maryland wasn’t technically, but still. Delaware is up there too) should not be beating you at the whole acceptance thing.
There is a phrase, and I hear it all too often, that thoroughly pisses me off and that is people describing themselves as “fiscally conservative” when it comes to politics. Now I know some people are legitimately conservative capitalists with liberal social views and as such vote democrat/liberal/social/whatever because people being treated fairly and represented properly is more important than their economic preferences. But when you say you are fiscally conservative as an excuse for voting conservative while trying to seem liberal, you are saying that you recognize the regressive and discriminatory social policies of the party you were voting for but that is significantly less important than your money is.

There is a phrase, and I hear it all too often, that thoroughly pisses me off and that is people describing themselves as “fiscally conservative” when it comes to politics. Now I know some people are legitimately conservative capitalists with liberal social views and as such vote democrat/liberal/social/whatever because people being treated fairly and represented properly is more important than their economic preferences. But when you say you are fiscally conservative as an excuse for voting conservative while trying to seem liberal, you are saying that you recognize the regressive and discriminatory social policies of the party you were voting for but that is significantly less important than your money is.

dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 



Never thought I’d be giving Denny’s mad respect after puking up a deep fried steak in their parking lot, but respect.

dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 

Never thought I’d be giving Denny’s mad respect after puking up a deep fried steak in their parking lot, but respect.
Babes on the bus are the worst types of babe cuz there is zero way to approach them or introduce yourself without invading their space and being a creeper.

Sigh.

If someone in St. Catharines could hook me up with a combination that’ll make my eyes bleed I’d be most appreciative.
So I just wrote an exam where I was asked the age of the universe with the following options:

a) 8,000 Years
b) 8,000 Million Years
c) 4,500 Million Years
d) 45,000 Million Years
e) 600 Million Years

I quite literally have no clue what the prof thinks the real answer is because I can assure you it is none of the above. Like I feel it might of been one of the “thousands of millions” answers (which are all still incorrect by the way) but regardless, what prof words an answer as thousands of millions rather than “billion.”