on a mission for the Lord
WHAAAT THE FUCK!!! MY EMOTIONS CHANGE SOOOO FAST!
Lil deers like ‘holy fuck what the hell happened im outta here’
im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah
So when I move (like once I have a job and actually got extra money to spend) I want to buy a vending machine and load it with beer. I just want to have the buttons say “Shitty Beer, Good Beer, Strong Beer, Beer, Coolers” and then mix it up with what I actually load in each one so it’s a bit of a mystery as to what you’re getting. And then maybe one slot with soda or cans of juice or something for people who want a drink without alcohol or need a mixer.
I just learned the other day that this isn’t true. It’s essentially true that the number of people born male and female in the United States and Canada as well as many other western countries is close to even. However in many parts of the world there is rather large amounts of infanticide just because of a baby being born a girl. This means in the world that there are significantly more men than women. However this is totally just another example of sexism in the world that is unfortunately kinda totally severe.
Bill’s point is still so totally valid though, especially since in America the populations are about equal.
governmentsgetgirlfriends
On involuntary celibacy and the need of government to solve it
Governments Get Girlfriends is a prime example of male entitlement and the dangers of the Men’s Rights Movement. This is the blog of a 24 year old man who clams he is “incel” or…
Man, the only thing a government should be expected to do to help people who are unable to get laid is legalize prostitution. Some people, for whatever reason, find it a lot more difficult to get laid and they shouldn’t be ignored because sex is an important part of a healthy life that we, as a society, should be trying to ensure everyone has legal, consensual, access to if they so desire. However you are not entitled to have a partner(s) just because you exist, especially when you’re not willing to put any effort into maintaining the relationship with said hypothetical partner. It is most definitely not the responsibility of the government to ensure you are always provided with such a partner that meets your standards, nor is it the responsibility of your fellow taxpaying citizens to be your matchmaker.
If you can find someone who is down with being paid to act as your significant other, go ahead, but nobody else should foot the tab, and most importantly, nobody should EVER be forced into a scenario where they are required to date a shitty person by government mandate. Companionship is a two (sometimes more) way street and you can’t expect to be on the receiving end if you aren’t going to provide as well.
