March 2012
5 posts
ALL HE'S GOTTA DO IS STEP INTO THE LIGHT!
Man back woods Pennsylvania is my prime grounds...
Also thinking of suggesting to my Mom that she get...
Bad idea????
In April I'm catching my hometown freight, don't...
Apparently I'm no longer welcome at zippers.
Sorry guys, I’ll sorrowfully swagger on down to woody’s and drink their cheaper drinks, eat cunt you pieces of fuck.
February 2012
160 posts
Few things are more satisfying than flicking a...
I dreamt I bought McDicks...
It was actually kinda awesome cuz I got to enjoy McDicks without actually eating it or giving them money. Kinda’ like when you dream about killing a person.
elijasaurus replied to your post: So I got a job for the summer at a camp in Muskoka that I worked at years ago.
OH MY GOODESS, YES, CONGRATS. Now I have a totes legit reason to come and visit and help with Special Day. Also, obviously do a Cheese House skit together.
Oh my god can we?
So I got a job for the summer at a camp in Muskoka...
And I’m so nervous, I’ve never committed my entire summer away to something before and I have to give up summer in the city, time with friends, celebrating my birthday with friends in the city, I can’t follow my friend Jay to a hardcore festival in the states he’s going to, I can’t go to Electric Eclectic again this year, I’m not gonna get to go to the West...
habitables: We love you Perry! I’m 99.9% sure no one minds me speaking on their parts about our love for you.
WHOO! Being loved rules!
So I REALLY want to get a 48oz Nalgene bottle,...
EXCEPT THAT BECAUSE I LIVE IN CANADA THE SHIPPING IS 3 TIMES THE COST OF THE BOTTLE!?!?!?! GOD! WHEN WILL I EVER SHED THESE WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS?!?!?!
drunk as the devil, so leave me alone.
Roommate went to grab dinner...
…I have like 20 minutes tops to masturbate.
So if I go back to OCAD next year I really need to...
I always feel exhausted after work on Sunday’s and end up falling asleep at like 8 and then waking up at like 2 and then not getting to sleep again until like 5, so I always sleep through Monday classes, I’m the worst.
Oh god she's perfect but dumb, what do I do?
If I get out of this alive, I swear I’ll never kill again.
Unclothed babe and a forty in hand.
Might I say, ahem, “I got a forty and I got a shorty”
But seriously, kinda happy here
Every bad movie I see I'm just more blown away by...
I drink approximately 260 litres of beer a year.
Canada’s per capita amount is 68 litres, so I’m drinking for four Canadians who don’t drink beer apparently.
Why is metro so expensive?
The michelinas microwavable pasta things that are between $0.88 and like $1.30 everywhere else are $2.50-$2.99 here.
Ugh. So there's this person, who I know, who is...
and she posted something recently, that was a dude, an Irish dude, making a joke about cultural appropriation as he stood beside a display of St. Patty’s day bullshit. This person blew this up into a pseudo-debate about how the plight of the Irish is hardly anything compared to the plight of other cultures. I’m not arguing with that, against or for, I have my own beliefs on the matter...
BLAMIN' IT ALL! ON THE NIGHT TIME BROADWAY!!!!!!!
Dude, we've been to the moon!
Like I know everybody already knows this, but seriously think about it for a second, that thing you see almost every night that looks like it’s the size of a nickel, a few dudes have actually walked on that shit. People left this planet and docked on some huge space rock. THAT SHIT IS CRAZY MAN!
This guy at mcdicks, his name is Ganeskumar...
…and if it actually sounds like I’m pronouncing it in my head, it’s a fucking amazing name!
